Boys and their toys
Question: Why do grown males never quit playing with their toys?
I'm not talking about their joystick here. (Oh heaven forbid that they'll stop playing with that lest they shrivel up and die)
Is it because it brings back good memories?
Is it because it inspires them in their work?
Is it because it helps them to unwind after work?
Is it because they don't have anything better to do?
Is it because they DON'T WANT TO GROW UP?
I've never seen a grown woman play with her Barbie doll or Cabbage kids. The most that they would do is rearrange them (if they still had them) and protect it from dust collecting.
So...Why do GROWN men still want to play with their toys? I'm stumped.
Women around the world are complaining that they have to compete with their grown man's toys for attention. I do understand that everyone needs their own personal time and space, but what if there's too little time and not enough space?
So the second question here is: Why don't some grown men know when to stop playing with their toys?
I guess everyone has their own timing. Unfortunately when it comes to playing with toys, the timing is never right.
Why? Because the other person would think that there's much more important things that should be done. Like mowing the lawn or fixing the sink.
Woman and man seem to speak the same language. But when language escapes from the oral cavities, through the atmosphere medium and into the cavum concha...something changes.
I guess that's why we're in love with these creatures. They irritate the h*ll out of us but they are so cute and cuddly. When they're not playing with their toys, they're protective, loving and deep when they want to be.
You can't live with them, you can't live without them. Oh well.
Ce la vie.
*Note: This blog entry does not in anyway portray real subjects. It's just an hypothetical theory and a collection of laments from "more-than-happy" volunteering female participants. So please stop harrasing The Husband! ;)
I'm not talking about their joystick here. (Oh heaven forbid that they'll stop playing with that lest they shrivel up and die)
Is it because it brings back good memories?
Is it because it inspires them in their work?
Is it because it helps them to unwind after work?
Is it because they don't have anything better to do?
Is it because they DON'T WANT TO GROW UP?
I've never seen a grown woman play with her Barbie doll or Cabbage kids. The most that they would do is rearrange them (if they still had them) and protect it from dust collecting.
So...Why do GROWN men still want to play with their toys? I'm stumped.
Women around the world are complaining that they have to compete with their grown man's toys for attention. I do understand that everyone needs their own personal time and space, but what if there's too little time and not enough space?
So the second question here is: Why don't some grown men know when to stop playing with their toys?
I guess everyone has their own timing. Unfortunately when it comes to playing with toys, the timing is never right.
Why? Because the other person would think that there's much more important things that should be done. Like mowing the lawn or fixing the sink.
Woman and man seem to speak the same language. But when language escapes from the oral cavities, through the atmosphere medium and into the cavum concha...something changes.
I guess that's why we're in love with these creatures. They irritate the h*ll out of us but they are so cute and cuddly. When they're not playing with their toys, they're protective, loving and deep when they want to be.
You can't live with them, you can't live without them. Oh well.
Ce la vie.
*Note: This blog entry does not in anyway portray real subjects. It's just an hypothetical theory and a collection of laments from "more-than-happy" volunteering female participants. So please stop harrasing The Husband! ;)
posted by Sarah | 4:51 PM
3 Comments:
"I've never seen a grown woman play with her Barbie doll or Cabbage kids."
Bleh!
Most women turned themselves into their Barbie dolls and start playing with their selves. By playing I mean do crazy stuffs with their hair (curl it, straighten it, colour it), buy way too many clothes to play dress-up, shoes and bags to match their hair and clothes and moods. And don't forget hairclips!
All this is fine, I'd guess. But a hungry man cannot wait for an hour more!
Gub: Don't forget we woman take the pains to look good for their man! In the end, we give you the attention and not compete for it. ;)
That is not true... women only claim to do it for the man.
But the truth is, they do it for themselves. Whether to attract men's attention, to manipulate men (some men are real easy), to compete with other women or just to feel good about themselves.
Think about it really honestly.... the truth is there...
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