CGI Joe

Definition of CGI Joe: A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.

Now that we are acquainted with CGI Joe, let me introduce you to the situation I had with him.

S: "Hey Joe*, my computer doesn't have an audio card."
Joe: "Umm...I think I took it out of your computer"
S: "Oh, can I have it back? I need it for Skype"
J: "Er...I'll try to find it."

...A Few Days Later...

S:"Hey Joe*, about that sound card...have you found one yet?"
J:"Brb"

...A FEW Days Later...

I was talking to one of my colleagues, when Joe* marched in carrying a dusty old soundcard in his hands. He quietly placed this foreign device (to me anyway) on my table and marched away without saying a word.

Needless to say, I still can't fully use Skype yet.

**Name has been changed to protect the identity of this being.